I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Sext me about skeletons
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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