so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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