i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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