C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
As shirtless as possible
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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