How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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