Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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