im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
We smell like vodka and hangover
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