I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
