my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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