The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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