Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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