Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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