I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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