Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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