I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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