Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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