absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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