he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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