I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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