It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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