tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Randomize
