You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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