Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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