Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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