Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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