Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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