From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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