Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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