Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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