it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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