Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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