In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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