It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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