you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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