would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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