Porn is love you can see.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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