it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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