It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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