Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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