walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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