I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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