we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
This toilet bowl is my home.
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