Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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