Do vagina's smell?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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