Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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