Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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