Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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