Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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