Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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