But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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