Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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