Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think I am morally bankrupt
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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