Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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