i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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