i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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