shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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