I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I didn't notice because vodka
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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