I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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