But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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