either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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