just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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