Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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